Thursday, August 11, 2011

Does Satan’s power come from God?

To start my answere, "Satan" wasn't invented untill the Catholics wrote the New Testoment. When one reads the Old Testoment they see where God created many son's and placed them in a heaven of their own. This was done before God created the Earth and all living things. But God, in it's strange ways did something beyond strange. Before the human was created, God gave these son's Male human reproductive organs. God also never placed any female companions for the son's in their heaven. Now, God creates the Earth and all livin things. God created Adam and Eve and places them in a paridise. Then God creates a tree with some unknown fruit that if one eats of it they will get some intelegence. Or some brains so they can make it threw every day living. But it seems God didn't want the human to have any intelegence so God banned the fruit from the Two Humans. I do not know the time period, but the two humans were very content in their living style, it didn't even bother them eating Figs and Dates every day without indoor plumbing. They were content living like the monkey just eating and scratching themselves all day. But it seems, God has some timetable set for the human species to multiply. But this cannot happen untill the human gets some smarts and figure out how that is done. Doesn't happen by just eating Figs. So now it is told somehat as to why god created these Son's. God called on "Lucifer". One of God's favorate son's to drop down to Earth and have a chat with the human woman and have her eat the banned fruit. Now, Lucifer is a son of god and is pretty much a god in his own right. So, Lucifer comes to earth and takes the form of a snake and hypnotizes Eve, Puts a spell on Eve, one might say, and Eve ate of the fruit. God told the humans that if they ate of the fruit their eyes would open and they would know good and evil and they would die. Well, it seems that when Eve ate the fruit none of those things happened. She didn't die and her eyes were not opened as she took some and gave to Adam to eat. A small side story here now, Adam has allready set up things as to how it was going to be with Him and the little lady. The little lady was going to do all the work that was needed to be done. and He would eat and sleep all day and keep from being gang d by Baboons, so eve pretty much just gathered the daily fruits to be eaten No Laudry or house or toilet cleaning or doing dishes so she was still pretty cool on things. But then Adam ate the fruit and walla walla both of their eyes were opened. I really find it strange that when Eve ate the fruit she didn't discover she was naked. Now God finds out what happened and guess what God does. God punishes the snake because one of Gos's sons took the form of a snake and God punishes the human for doing something under a spell from one of God's sons. I personally cannot concieve of any god with the intelegence to create everything make such an ignorant move as that. That move kind of goes along with the giveing human testicals to unhumans that never get the means to use them. Now the humans get to start the human creation. As the story is told they have a couple of children, boys. The two boys grow older and the parents let them out of the house and they get in a heated arguement over the earth shakeing event as to which smells god likes the best and one lills the other. A pair of total idiots. Of course this is what happens when two people of the same blood type have offspring. And of course with Adam having with his own rib that is going to happen. I'm thinking god should have ate some of that good fruit before createing Adam and Eve. Or at least had some anger management progam in force. Does God punish Cain. No sir, God tells this crazy man to take a hike and find some woman and make some babies. But God turns Cain into a White man before God lets him loose. that would be the mark of Cain that is told about. So Cain takes a walk over t the back fourty and walla again, Cain finds god has another human creation going on there and Cain gets some woman in trouble with child. The crazy humans are now on the road and after many generations god checks in and sees they are all crazy so god asks the sons, one more favor, to drop down to earth and some of the women and have some children and clean up these crazy human generations. Hench, the reason god created these son's with the human male reproductive organs. God lets the human alone and many generations checks in again. But the human is still crazy, and because the son's seed is in them, many are also Gay, because when god gave these son's the organs and no females it turned out the son's created the first Gay's heaven of . their own. But of course god has a perfect plan for all this, god just kills everything with a flood. Problem solved.. The catholics changed gods sons into Angels and made Lucifer Satan, the worlds worst bad guy.I wonder sometimes just what god thinks of that idea man did. One must remembe

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